I had a dream last night involving a very detailed scientific explanation about how people who can’t walk are direct descendants of merpeople while people who can walk are direct descendants of primates. As in there are two different breeds of humans in the current world who came from aquatic ancestors and primate ancestors. So, hi. I’m a different breed of human than you. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
here’s to impatient assholes
i’ve been watching this repeatedly for the last 3 minutes and it’s still perfect
let’s have a toast to the douche bags
i’d like to think that everyone who witnessed this all collectively braked and laughed together
Oh my god this looks like a hipster post but it’s just the king of hell
not enough hipster galaxy overlay
there we go
Still not hipster enough, we need some profound and meaningless words on this.
Meaningless and profound enough?
Can someone tweet this to Mark…
what do you call a giraffe driving a car?
a danger to society
Now I’m on my way back to school from my reading week. I had a great week with friends (@whorchacha) and family, even if I had to study for a lot of it.
I miss home and my fam already, but i’m excited to be going back to my friends at university.
I never usually miss home much. Normally I miss it but only abstractly, and I really do love my res and i’m having fun in uni. But I had such a fun time last night with my mom and sister just watching a dumb movie, and then singing and dancing like a loon with my mom… I’m really gonna miss that.
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD.
His Captain America!
and she can’t remember who i am
DO NOT DO THIS TO ME
Bolded was not needed no bad get out
happy birthday to me
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
happy international womens day!!!!! some ladies dancin’!!!!